Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Simpsons Movie

18 years paid off! American's funniest family
hits the big screen. There is such a plot. Homer
gets a pig and it's his best friend. Marge is worried
about what grandpa said at church. Lucy falls in love
with an irish guy. Bart wonders if Mcflandders is a better
father then his own. When Homer dumps the pigs leaving in a
lake that Springfeild has been trying to keep from polluting.
Springfield get's a dome over it. The Simpsons get out and move to
Alaska but they wonder if she should stay safe or help Springfield from
being blown up. One of the best movies of the year so far. It was the funniest
movie this year. It's so clever and the animation is so good. Innaporiate for kds
under 12.If you don't see it your missing out on one of the best movies ever.
I could see it over and over agin!
4 HUGE stars

Brandon

No Reservations

WOW! Catherine Zeta-Jones sizzles in
this romatic comedy. Kate is an awesome cook.
her whole life is cooking. When someone complains
she gets angry. After her sister dies she is in charge
of her kid. (Abigal berslin) But she has no idea how
to raise a child. Scenes with Kate and her therpist are
great scenes. When Aaron Eckhart comes in he admires her
she looks at him as a rival for taking over her kitchen.
Abigal Berslin is that matchmaker trying to make Jones
and Eckhart a couple. What a wonderful movie. One of
thr best romantic comedies this year and ever! It's great.
It's a feel good movie. Jones is great as this part. Out of
all the cooking movies this year it's the best behind Rataouille.
4 stars

Brandon

I Now Pronouce You Chuck and Larry

Adam Sandler and Kevin James are a perfect
couple in this movie. Chuck and Larry are firefighters
in New York. Chuck is the ladies man and Larry is still
grieving over his lost of his wife. As a firefighter there's
a lot of risks so Larry wants his kids not be an orphan
if he dies. but his insurance is not good. one way to keep
his kids in good shape is get married. Chuck said he'd do
anything for Larry after he saved his life. So they decide to
get married. If someone finds out it's a fake they go to jail.
It is one of those movies! Stupid funny. It was very funny.
There were some drama stuff which should of been cut out
but it was a great movie. Sandler and James were perfect
as the roles. Worth checking out. Very innapoirate for kids
kids under 12.
3 and a half stars


Brandon

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Hairspray

I have waited 8 months for this movie! And it was worth it!!! The best movie this year so far. Tracy Turnblad (The new upcoming actress Nikki Blonsky) is wants to be famous. But her mother Edna (John Travolta) wants her to take over her laundry buisness. And her father Wilbur (Christopher Walken) works at a jokes and toys store. Every single day after school Tracy and her best friend Penny (Amanda Bynes) run home to watch the Corny Collins show (Corny is played by James Mardsen) they dance along
but they drool over the teen Link Larkin (Zac Efron). Velma the runer of the show (Michelle Pheifer) is the mean, pretty director. And her daughter follows right next to her Amber (Brittney Snow). This takes place in 1960's when blacks were still seperated. So every month there is a Negro day which Motermouth hosts ( Queen Latifia). There is so much of a story. It is unbelivable! the best movie i have ever seen!! Now it seems that every musical is my favorite movie but this ones different. Rent, Chicago, and Dreamgirls were great. But this was funny and amazing and had a great story. Everyone in this movie was great and they couldn't of found anyone better to play those roles! So im going to say something about everyone. James Mardsen as Corny was great he has a great voice. Michelle Pheifer as Velma was perfect, she was born to play the role! Brittney Snow was good. Christopher Walken as Wilbur was so funny. he usually freakes me out but not in this. Queen Latifia is just wonderful and was perfect for the role. Eljiah Kelly as Seaweed was just wow! he has an amazing voice. Zac Efron was born to play he understanded then role and was great. Amanda Bynes was perfect. She really understanded the role! Mr i mean Mrs John Travolta as Edna was
amazing. He really looked like a girl. And last but not least this year's Jennifer Hudson, Nikki Blonsky was breathtaking. She was perfect. I loved the chemistry of everyone but especially Amanda Bynes and Elijah Kelly. Should win so many oscars especially best picture, but i doubt it!
4 BIG, HUGE STARS

Brandon

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order Of the Phoenix

Harry just keeps getting better and better.
When Harry is out with Dudley, demoneters come
and start attacking. Harry uses magic for them
to leave. The minstry of magicc found out and Harry
gets expelled. But Dumboredode helps him in court.
New people arrive in this movie like Luna Loveboard
(which i don't get why Harry doesn't fall in love with
her then Cho Chang) Luna can see stuff that other people
can't but Harry can. it's because they saw death. A new
witch Professor Umbridge takes over the school and doesn't teach
them magic. So Harry teaches kids all kinds of spells for an army because
Voldermort is back. Imelda Statuon as Professer Umbridge was great.
She was perfect for the role! The movies just keep on getting better.
The best one so far! It's very dark and wasn't as much humor. But
Harry Potter needs to be dark! This movie is stunning and fantastic!
It is definetly not for kids under 12. it is very dark and it has a reason for
a PG-13 rating. That might mean they are going to loose audience. But
i'm glad it's PG-13. had me going from start to finish!
4 HUGE stars

Brandon

Friday, July 06, 2007

License to Wed

Robin Williams proves why he is
one of the funniest actors today.
In this movie when the charming
Mandy Moore is about to get
married to John Karasinki Moore wants
to get married at her church they have
to go through a course. they find out that it starts
to destroy their realationship. It is a funny movie.
It is stupid. But one of the best comedies in 2007.
It's a great date movie. I recommend it. John Karanski
is a good actor and was very funny. And Williams Mentor
Josh flittler is a good actor and is very funny.
3 and a half stars


Brandon

Transformers

WOW! Shia LeaBouf stars as Sam a teenager
that gets made fun of in school. When he gets
his new car he finds out that it's alive. when
robots attack Earth everywhere is getting attacked.
Some have to protect us most have come to
destroy us. LeaBouf yellow car has come to protect us.
the action is great! The best special effect this year
so far and the best i've ever seen. Shia Leabouf
has turned out to be a very nice young actor.
It's the perfect summer flick. The comedy has great.
Michael Bay proves why hes one of the best directors around.
Great summer flick. deserves and oscar for special effects
and the score was good.
4 stars


Brandon

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Top Movies of June 2007

Wow what a great month of movies!
One of the best months!

1. Ratatouille
2. Knocked Up
3. Ocean's Thirteen
4. Live Free or Die Hard
5. Evan Almighty
6. Fantastic Four: Rise of the sliver surfer
7. Nancy Drew
8. Surf's Up
9. Miss Potter
10. Evening
11. Gracie
12. A Mighty Heart
13. Fracture

Ratatouille is a MUST SEE FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Brandon

Evening

This movie stars an all star cast.
including Claire Danes, Glenn Close,
Ellen Atkins, Toni Collete, Patrick Wilson
and more. And everyone in this movie gave
great performances. On her death bed Anne is
flashbacking to her younger days when she's goes
to her best friends wedding and the best friend is
in love with Harris (Wilson) but he doesn't love her
he loves Danes. When Meryl Streep enters the story she
steals the show. it was an amazing movie. Go see it.
Very depressing and i still don't understand a lot. But
worth seeing.
3 and a half stars

Brandon